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I ain't doin' no laundry. Bitch.


Jeff the Killer Creepypasta
Me/Art Me lol
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:iconkyrakb7:
kyrakb7 Featured By Owner May 14, 2016
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
sorry

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:iconviolettabbycat:
VioletTabbyCat Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
TROLL
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:icontokoroth-of-chaos:
tokoroth-of-chaos Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
Jeff you lil shit
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:iconbosscastb-man:
BossCastB-man Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014
ha
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:iconzumiezdragon13:
zumiezdragon13 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:lmao:
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:iconmixellulu:
Mixellulu Featured By Owner May 9, 2014
Dignity Laugh 
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:icondaymanthehsl:
DaymantheHSL Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YOU LITERALLY ARE AN ASSHOLE
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:iconjamiisylvia:
JamiiSylvia Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
Jeff: Customer Disservice 
You: :slap: revamp 
Me: Giddy Up Llama (idk lol)
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:iconobsessedcat:
ObsessedCat Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
At least it got done right?
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:iconprincess-fakiru:
Princess-Fakiru Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014
Why yes. He can be an asshole.
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:iconlizardwizard444:
lizardwizard444 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
get it wet in the shower and then throw it as hard as you can at him
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:iconbiku--chan:
Biku--Chan Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD poor you
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:iconsweetdust:
SWEETDUST Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Hey can't blame jeff.jeff is jeff and no one can't blame him
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:iconlovejeffthekiller100:
lovejeffthekiller100 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Student Artist
poor sally and Jeff what the fuck making sally wash when she is in the shower  
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:iconwish-granted842:
Wish-Granted842 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
It's not Sally, it's Kiki-Hyuga/the artist(at least, I think so.)
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:iconlovejeffthekiller100:
lovejeffthekiller100 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Student Artist
Oh ok because I thought it was sally
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:icondiamond1997:
Diamond1997 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Lol cute! Funny
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:iconjeff-the-killer-17:
Jeff-The-Killer-17 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013
Haha, accurate!! :)
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:iconkurainatome:
KuraiNatome Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDD fuck off Jeff!
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:iconwolfhunter45:
wolfhunter45 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
I did a video same like that but the girl is jack. XD
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:icon14soldierusa:
14soldierUSA Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
Lol
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:iconaskthevideogamelady:
AskTheVideogameLady Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
XD and jeff she ain't your maid
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:iconhinata3480:
hinata3480 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
Who said she was
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:iconspartaandhernamine:
SpartaAndHerNamine Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Student Digital Artist
LOL
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:iconcreepy-pasta-lover:
Creepy-pasta-lover Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
Troll level: Jeff the killer :iconjeffthekillerjizzplz:
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:iconalexandragarnetsoren:
AlexandraGarnetSoren Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
Good job Jeff :D
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:iconxiotehleafking:
XioTehLeafKing Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Student General Artist
 LOLZ! Jeff you're so weird!
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:iconakakyoak:
Akakyoak Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I would be mad if he were in my bathroom while I was showering.
Laundry can be yelled about later.
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:iconmrsfredweasley7:
MrsFredWeasley7 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
quick question; why would you be so okay with him not just in your house but in your bathroom? Actually another; does he live with you or something?
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:iconla-mishi-mish:
La-Mishi-Mish Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Because Jeff doesn't give a fuck, and no, only Slenderman. =u=
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:iconmrsfredweasley7:
MrsFredWeasley7 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait, Slender's living with you?! o.0 He said I was the only one... Guess who can't stay at my place anymore... -.-
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:iconjenny-artz:
Jenny-Artz Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
im not mad at jeff UNLIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON IS
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:iconscarletsmile13:
ScarletSmile13 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
lol
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:iconshadamybelong:
Shadamybelong Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
Me: Jeff . I suggest you either run , or be killed . :) three .... two .......
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:iconrinxlenfan4ever:
rinxlenfan4ever Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013
Emma: *appears wearing only a short towel* JEFFREY DAVIDSON GO DO UR OWN LAUNDRY!!

Jeff: OH SHIT! OK OK!!...nice towel*realizes what i just said*I didn't mean-

Emma: *grabs the Hoodie and throws it in his face* PERVERT!
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:iconhinata3480:
hinata3480 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
Isn't jeffs last name woods?
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:iconrinxlenfan4ever:
rinxlenfan4ever Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
I know XD I just used it for a middle name for no reason x3
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:iconchloanathelioness:
ChloanatheLioness Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
(in my words)

Chloana: -slams the door open, in her pajamas-
What is going on, I heard her scream!

You: This bastard threw his hoodie on me, in the shower!!

Jeff: ...

Chloana: -grabs her sword- You are screwed Jeff.

Jeff: -Runs out, screaming, being chased by the roaring monster- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

You: Idiot.
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:iconrinxlenfan4ever:
rinxlenfan4ever Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
(omg that is awesome XD)
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:iconchloanathelioness:
ChloanatheLioness Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
thx u :D
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:iconrinxlenfan4ever:
rinxlenfan4ever Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
yw :3
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:iconkillersmiledog:
Killersmiledog Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
KikI: :iconfuckyouplz:
Jeff: :icontrollrollplz: U Mad~
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:iconstargirlcodenumber:
StargirlCodenumber Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
SALLY YOU ARE CUTE AND FUNNY
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:iconstargirlcodenumber:
StargirlCodenumber Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
sorry i called you sally
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:iconmrblack091:
MrBlack091 Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
Oh Jeffrey XD
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:iconstargirlcodenumber:
StargirlCodenumber Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
xD
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:iconinvaderfir:
InvaderFIR Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Student General Artist
lol jeff u ass
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:iconorenjivocaloid:
OrenjiVocaloid Featured By Owner May 17, 2013
XD
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:iconvampirelilkayla:
vampirelilkayla Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
YAY
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:iconkillingkilledorbestu:
killingkilledorbestu Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OHHH the girl can be Leah :O (called it!)
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